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Funny, considering I don't drink at all! :) [Dec. 19th, 2007|05:58 pm]
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2007|06:53 pm]
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Hee Hee Hee [Sep. 3rd, 2007|02:59 pm]
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You Are 18 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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Another silly result ;) [Aug. 22nd, 2007|07:46 pm]
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I'm a Mandarin!

You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.

Talent: 33%
Lifer: 44%
Mandarin: 56%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.

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Bah... this really is me ;) [Jun. 28th, 2007|01:00 am]
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Your Score: Scumbag- ENFP


53% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 33% Judging



I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Sushi Picnic [Mar. 14th, 2007|12:22 am]
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Just something fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1IOREyK2o

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Because I have the sense of humour of a 10 year old boy ;) [Jan. 2nd, 2007|10:19 am]
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Say hello to my little Earwax!

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The Perfect Quote for me! :) [Jan. 2nd, 2007|09:31 am]
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Earwax on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

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Happy New Year [Jan. 1st, 2007|01:46 am]
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Happy New Year everyone.
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For Cuthulu fans [Dec. 31st, 2006|02:04 pm]
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Hi, I hate Cuthulu, but I did like this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=018&item=280013762557&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
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